BQ STARTS! - WOOO!!!

Hello peeps!!!! Guess who is starting for the Browns tonight!!!!!! Not that stupid, ugly, has-been quarterback Derek Anderson!!! But....his initals are....BQ!!!! YES PEOPLE! THE AWESOME AND SWEET!....BRADY QUINN!!!!!!! We are sooooo gonna win!!! BQ is AWESOME!!!! Broncos suck!!!! Go BROWNIES!!!

Sorry fans!!!!!!

Sorry to all my awesome fans out there about nott posting for the LONGEST time...but I have been EXTRA busy!!!! O and I'm sorry for myself and all the die-hard Indians fans out there!! There probably isn't a lot of you anymore!!!! But let's look on the brightside!.....THE BROWNS BEAT THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS FROM LAST YEAR!!!...THE DREADED NEW YORK GIANTS!!! I was very surprised and I'm sure everyone else in the WHOLE wide world was when they saw the final score of the Browns and Giants game. I don't even remember!! I wanna say 30 something to not even 20 something. I was like....HAHA ELI!!!!! Loser!!!!! Loser!!!!! hahaha!!!!! I'm evil!!!!

Indians - We stink!

Sorry fans! I can't remember the last time I was on! June 2nd? But hey, who's keepin track? Anyway, I must comment about the Indians so far this year. THEY STINK!!! Everytime I watch them on T.V., they're losing!!! What happened to that team that won like 96 games last year?! Our hitting is terrible, our pitching bad, wand that's about it! I don't even know what happened to JoBo, our closer. Is he hurt or something?! We've got some new pitchers in the starting rotation. Ummm....Jeremy Sowers, Cliff Lee, who is like 10 and whatever this year! Too bad Cliff's team is TERRIBLE!!! Who else?! Whatever....C.C. our Cy Young award winner has a couple wins!!!!! That's it! The only good hitter in the line-up is my man Grady Sizemore! He has 17 homeruns this season!!!! That's like 2nd in the AL!!!! I forget who's first. I use to be SO into the Indians (when they were winning) and now......I don't really care! It's very sad. Anyway, our hitters have to go to the batting cages or something! It's sickening to watch how bad they are hitting right now!! Some Indians fanatic I am! I still say "GO INDIANS!!!" though.

Indians record - ? - ?

I don't even know what the Indians record is anymore! They win, they lose, they lose, they lose, they win, they lose, they lose, they lose....blah, blah, blah! I know I may sound like I'm not an Indians fan anymore, but, we can't hit this year! Yeah, Grady has 11 HOME RUNS this year, but, Victor...who's hitting like .292 or whatever....doesn't have a SINGLE HOME RUN this year! And Andy Marte is hitting like .169 and Travis is hitting like .087!!! AND Ben Francisco is the ONLY guy who is hitting above .300! AND everyone else is below .300!! IF WE ONLY HAVE 1 GUY WHO IS HITTING ABOVE .300.....WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS!! Sigh! I guess things can only get better! Right?! RIGHT?!

Indians win! - FINALLY!!

WOOO! We FINALLY won!! 8 -2!!!! WOOOO!!!!! We are beastly! I don't know how we ever lost to the White Sox!!!! They played terrible!!!! How many errors?! Like 5?! HaHaHa! Guti hit a grande slameroony in the first inning!!! Oh yeah! Guess what! Travis Hafner misssed his second straight game because of a sore shoulder! Maybe THAT'S why he's been hitting so BADLY!!! Nah. Anyway! I'm just so happy we FINALLY WON!! And then....the game today..the game that started at 12.....we lost. Yeah....I know....how can they lose to this team!??!!?!?!?!?! I saw we had a 2 - 0 lead in the 2nd inning! WHO PITCHED TODAY!!??!!??!? Whatever...maybe it's time they have a practice JUST for hitting! Just maybe! Which brings me to my poll question....Will the Indians be able to make a comeback from their drought?!

This last couple of days poll! - ?

Well....like I told ALL my fans before! I was watching, Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader? and I thought one of the questions would be good for you all! But only one person decided to actually DO the poll! The question was.....True or False....The Sun is the only star in our solar system. ONE person said False! And that was it! Are you ready to find out the answer?! I said....ARE YOU READY?! Okay....the answer is.....TRUE! No, I'm not lying! The stars that you see in the night sky are stars from OTHER solar systems! See why I wanted to put that question on my blog?! HaHaHa!!! I'm running out of ideas for polls!

Indians - What are they doing?!

Okay....seriously! What is up with the Indians right now!??!!?!?! They are playing TERRIBLE baseball!!! We're supposed to be playing BEASTLY baseball!!! GRRR!!! I guess they have to get out of their slump some time!!!! Or we could be like the Devil Rays last year and they could end up like us! I know they won't go ALL the way because they aren't good enough!! We have to get passed the Cavs! They're, unfortunately, over! BUT we have to get on with our lives! Now, we have move on with the Indians! Except they SUCK this year! Whgat if it's up to the Browns?! Hey....they could make it into the playoffs this time! You never know! i didn't expect the Devil Rays to be playing so good...but they are! So, maybe if the Indians can't do anything....well, maybe, just maybe, the Browns will! Also, people have been questioning Wedgie. I know he hired the hitting coach, Derek Shelton....but the guy isn't doing his job!!!! The Indians' bats are so cold! I can feel it in my own living room while watching the game!!!

Game 7 - I have nothing to say.

I have aboslutely nothing to say about Game 7. If I, the person who NEVER shuts up, has nothing to say....that's saying something! LBJ was a monster. We just didn't win. But!!!!.....I HAVE LOST SO MUCH RESPECT WHEN I HEAR ABOUT THE CELTICS! First of all.....IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 2ND HALF....LBJ GOT THE BALL AND WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT A 3 WHEN, I'M SURE EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND!,I SAW EDDIE HOUSE (some loser who thinks he's good) COME BEHIND LBJ, CLAP RIGHT IN HIS EAR AND, SCREAM! Guess what! LBJ missed it. I HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE CELTICS (surprisingly) AND WHEN THE STUPID GUY DID THAT, I JUST LOST ALL THE RESPECT I WOULD EVER, EVER DARE TO!!! I just can't explain how mad I am!! I lost all the respect in the world! So, you know what I say to him, the Celtics, and everyone in Boston......Buck Foston!!

Cavs force Game 7!! - WOOOO!!

I am SOOOO happy right now!!! Look, I know we lost Game 5 in Boston, but Game 6......WAS AWESOME!!! LBJ had 32 points!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, it's time to FINALLY win a playoff game in Boston!!! This is what it all comes down to!!!!! This is for ALL the marbles!!!! WOOOOO! I'm going to watch LBJ take over in Game 7 at BW3!!! I could've gone down to the Q and watched the game on the giant screen, but at BW3.....THERE'S TRIVIA!!!!!!! I could play trivia between timeouts because you know how long those are!!!!!! AND during half time!!! AND because the slight chance that they could lose!! I have SOOO much faith in them!!!!

Doubleheader - Cliff Lee STILL rocks!

So, as you all SHOULD know....the Indians had a doubleheader since the game yesterday got rained out! Hopefully, you watched both games! Fausto pitched the first game. HE WAS A BEAST!!!! HE HAD A COMPLETE GAME AND A SHUTOUT!!!!!! And we won 3 - 0!! The Indians' bats are startin to get hot!!!! Unfortunately, they must have been tired because in the 2nd game, WE got shutout! CLIFF LEE WAS PITCHING! We lost 3 - 0, but luckily....it was a no decision! It was scoreless through 9 innings...then in the 10th...Rafael Betancourt pitched and gave up 3 runs!!! I must say....IT'S A WASTE OF AWESOME PITCHING!! Because if we scored even 1 RUN!.....we wouldn't have given up the 3 runs in the 9th because the game would have been over!!!! GRRRRR!!!! Cliff Lee is STILL A BEAST!! His ERA is 0.61!!! or somethin like that!!!!!!

Game 4 - Series tied!!!

GAME 4 WAS BEEEEEEAAAAASTLLLLLYYYY!!! LBJ was still having trouble finding his shot, but we were doin pretty awesome!! Then, in the first quarter.....LBJ was fouled HARD by Paul Pierce and the stupid Celtic held onto LBJ as they were goin into the crowd! It looked like they were dancing or LBJ was trying to run away from Paul because he was huggin him!!!! And then I see this woman kind of get in the action and in turns out.....IT WAS LBJ'S MOTHER!!! I was like, WWWWWOOOOO!!!! And then, LBJ kinda yelled to his mother, "Sit your butt down!!" Only it wasn't really butt! I thought he just said, "Sit down!" And then.....in the 4th quarter LBJ went past like 3 or 4 guys and DUNKED THE BALL WITH HIS RIGHT HAND!!! I exploded!!! TAKE THAT HATERS!!!! We have a GREAT chance of winning the series now!! We just needed a little push!! GO CAVS!!!!

Cleveland comes to life! - LITERALLY!

I am TRULY sorry to all my fans that I haven't gotten a chance to blog much! But anyway, first I shall talk about Saturday's Indians and Cavs game! AARON LAFFEY IS A BEAST!! And I guess you have to give credit to the Indians' offense. The only scored 12 RUNS!! HaHa! Just kidding! Anyway, I didn't get a chance to see it...BUT I saw that GRADY SIZEMORE hit a leadoff homerun! Then, in the 6th or 7th inning......HE HIT ANOTHER HOMERUN!! I was like SWEEEEET!!! AARON LAFFEY GAVE UP NO RUNS! I was like SWEEEEETer!!!
Now, I shall talk about the Cavsgame on Saturday! I have two words......SIT DOWN!! Yeah that's right. I'm talking to all those HATERS in Boston!!! THE FINAL SCORE OF THE GAME WAS 108 - 84!! US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WAS LIKE.....I CANNOT BELIEVE IS MISSED IT! LBJ had 21 points, but still had struggle shooting! Luckily, everyone else didn't! Delonte scored 21, too, and Joe Smith had.........17!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! WE ARE BEASTS!!

Game 2 - ???????

I have NO idea what to say about Game 2 of the Cavaliers game vs. the Yucky Celtics!!! I didn't watch it that much because I got bored with. Instead, I watched "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" And there was this one question that I THOUGHT I got right, BUT....it turns out I was wrong! (Once in a lifetime) Anyway....so yeah since I didn't watch the game, there isn't a lot to talk about! But I will have a poll that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with sports, but oh well!! It's an "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" question! Vote on my poll, you WON"T believe it!!

Game 1! - It's okay LBJ!!

I missed almost the WOHLE first half of GAME 1 against the Disgusting Celtics! When I turned on the game, we were only down by 6! and at half time we were only down by 4! I was like, Okay we are doing pretty good, we are staying in it! Then, I realized how many points LBJ had, 10 points!! I was like, How are we even in this?! The second half was worse! We were on a roll! Then, we just kinda stopped rolling! But, for some weird reason, at the end of the game when....when we lost....I was actually REALLY calm! I think it might've been the vitamin I had, or that I KNOW FOR A FACT that next game, LBJ will do better. He wasn't making his shots and I think most of his points were because of free throws!!! I was calm when we lost, I didn't scream....I was amazed! LBJ is still MY MVP! NOT THAT WANNABE, NEVERGONNABEAGAIN, KOBE BRYANT!!! LBJ is AWESOME!!!

Indians vs. Yanks - WE FINALLY WON!!!

Today, on this gloomy day, I shall be talking about the Indians game last night. WE WON!!! 5 - 3!!! IT'S BEEN, WHAT? LIKE 2 WEEKS SINCE WE ACTUALLY WON A GAME!!! My man, right now, is DAVID DELUCCI!! So, it was the top of the 8th and Grady is up....Joba, "Bug Boy" walked him, then Jhonny Peralta. CAN YOU BELIEVE JHONNY IS HITTING 2ND NOW?! WASN'T HE LIKE 6TH 3 WEEKS AGO?! Anyway, some guy who I can't remember right this very second, made an out, then it was David's turn. He walked up to the plate, the first pitch "Bug Boy" threw would be his ONLY pitch to David!! A THREE RUN BLAST TO RIGHT FIELD!! AND WE WON!!! I was amazed!! Just because we haven't won in soooooo long!!!

Indians - 0 and whatever!

So, for the last couple of games, our awesome Indians' bats have gone VERY cold! I mean VERY cold! We can't get ANY hits, our pitching has been GREAT, but we just can't seem to get any runs!!! But I must say It's really sad to see how much they're struggling!! I mean....it's just sad that all of this SWEET pitching is wasted because we can't even get ONE run!! Like yesterday! Aaron Laffey! By the way, the last game he pitched, he was doing GREAT through 5 or 6 innings and then he kind of just feel apart. We lost. Now, yesterday's game, he was doing AWESOME through 6 or 7 innings, but then he fell apart, AGAIN! But we didn't get ONE run in yesterday's game!! We ended up losing 2 - 0 and people are blaming Eric Wedge, who I shall now call "Wedgie", because he hired the hitting coach, I don't even know his name, and the guy isn't doing his job! HE'S THE HITTING COACH! SO THIS IS TO THE HITTING COACH, HERE'S AN IDEA......HELP THE INDIANS HITTERS!!

Guess who's MVP! - NOT LBJ!!

I was soooooooo mad when I heard LBJ WASN"T MVP!!! PLEASE.......PLEASE TELL ME WHY LBJ ISN'T MVP!!!!!!! OH, BUT THIS IS GOOD....THE REAL MVP IS KOBE BRYANT!! I WAS LIKE, "WHY IN THE UNIVERSE IS HE MVP?!" JUST BECUASE HIS TEAM IS NUMBER 1 RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN HE IS THE BEST!!! REMEMBER WHEN LBJ WAS OUT FOR FIVE GAMES BECAUSE HE WAS HURT? THE CAVS WERE 0-5!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU HATERS WILL SAY, "WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S MVP! THAT JUST MEANS THAT HIS TEAM ISN'T GOOD!" BUT HE HAS DONE EVERYTHING, AND I'M TALKING EVERYTHING, FOR THIS FRANCHISE SINCE THE FIRST GAME HE PLAYED! SO, TO ALL THE HATERS OF LBJ AND MAYBE ME.......I MUST SAY THAT IN 4 YEARS, KOBE BRYANT IS GOING TO BE IN SOME SCANDAL AND HE WILL STILL BE MVP BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE HATERS AND THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT'S GOOD!! HATERS!!!!

Game 6 - Goodbye Wizards, Hello Celtics!

Hello to all my WONDERFUL fans! There's a lot to talk about today! LIKE THE FACT THAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE CELTICS IN THE NEXT ROUND!! LBJ WAS A MONSTER IN GAME 6 AGAINST THE WIZARDS! LBJ had 27 points, 13 rebounds, AND 13 assists!! Now THAT is what I call BEASTLY! He's AWESOME!!! The game was SWEET!! We blew out the Wizards!! Did anyone here about the Papa's John's owner who had T-Shirts that said LBJ was a CRYBABY!! Okay, let's see you get knocked down every game and practically killed and see how you feel when you're waking up in the morning!!! HATER!! Just like Cleveland's FAVORITE guy to hate, DeShawn Stevenson after saying LBJ is overrated!! Even Kobe Bryant has more respect for LBJ than the "HATER" does!!! I guess it's just when your team stinks and you'll never even DREAM of being HALF as bad as LBJ!!! GO CAVS!!! LBJ....IS....A..........BEAST!!!!

Game 5 - I'M MAD!!!

I know our Indians FINALLY won, but I wasn't watching it because I was at the STUPID Cavs game!!! GRRRRR!!! We ALMOST won! But I'll talk about that later. For now, I would like to turn my conversation over to an ugly bum who plays for the Wizards....DeShawn Stevenson!!! I just wanted to strangle someone everytime I saw him!! He does the thing where he waves his hand in front of his face and I just lose control!!! I mean come on!! THAT'S LBJ'S THING!! NOT YOURS YOU LITTLE WANNABE BUM!!! He's a HATER, too!!!! Anyway, everytime DeShawn, who we will now call "UGLY, WANNABE BUM", or just "THE HATER", got the ball, the WHOLE crowd booed! It was awesome! Then, when he was shooting free throws the crowd would start chanting things that I'm not allowed to say right now! I laughed becuase it was just SOOOO funny!!!! Yeah, and then comes the depressing part....Caron Butler, who I pronounce as "Karen," scored the "GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL WITH 3.9 SECONDS TO GO", but I just call it the "LUCKY SHOT THAT BOUNCED IN THE HOOP AFTER THE HATER'S FRIEND CLOSED HIS EYES AND TRIED TO LOOK COOL!" And then, with .2 seconds or whatever left, LBJ got fouled, but the refs didn't call it and we lost!!!! Well, the series lives on! I actually wanted us to lose, because they would be off for a week and I don't know what I'd do for a week!!! LBJ RULES!! DESHAWN IS A HATER, WANNABE, COULDABEEN, NOTGONNABE!!! Oh yeah, Indians won 8 -3! That much I know, but if you want to know more, log on to somebody else's blog because I went to the STUPID Cavs game!! At least I got to boo the Hater!

Cavaliers lead the series 3 -1!! - LBJ IS A BEAST!!

Okay, so yesterday's game got even more violent!! I'm not sure what quarter this was in, but, LBJ was driving and DeShawn Stevenson (who else?) hit LBJ on the noggin and made his headband slip off!! I didn't actually see it though because I was at the Indians game yesterday (that was a BUST.)!!!! There's just something about DeShawn Stevenson that I hate. Could it be the fact that he's a HATER of LBJ and he's jealous or that he practically KILLED LBJ like 3 times in this series? I think it's both!! I'm just hoping nothing bad happens to ANY of the CAVS or I am gonna go up to DeShawn Stevenson and PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT!!! I don't care if it was his fault or not! I just hate the guy!!! I'M GOING TO GAME ON WEDNESDAY!!! I HOPE WE WIN!! IF WE DO........I'M GONNA SCREAM ALL NIGHT LONG!!! You'll probably be able to hear me!! Even if you're in Japan!!! Watch the game on Wednesday, or else! Because I'll know!!!

Indians lead the series 2 -1! - YANKS STINK!!

So, I'm not going to talk about the first two games since it was a long time ago!! HOWEVER, I will talk about the game yesterday, which I was at! We....were.....TERRIBLE!!! C.C. was a beast, but that's about it! The only run that was scored in the WHOLE entire game was a homerun by, MELKY CABRERA!!! I know!!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!! I think Grady might be hurt because he didn't play! David Delucci led off andboy was he fascinating! NOT!!! Anyway, I believe Fausto is pitching tonight, so watch the game at 7:05!!! WE BETTER WIN!!!

Indians doubleheader - We win!!!.....BOTH!!

So, on Wednesday I think, the Indians game against the Royals was postponed due to rain. Which means yesterday was a doubleheader!!! Now, Fausto pitched the first game, but I'm sorry to say that I wasn't really watching it. I was actually watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Good movie. Anyway, I know we won 9 -6, but I can't really talk about it because I didn't watch it! So, I guess I'll move on to the 2nd game. Cliff Lee has been a BEASTLY MONSTER this year!!! He pitched a shutout last night!!! His record is 4 - 0 and his ERA is......get this......0.28!!! THAT IS SO AMAZING!!! THAT'S PROBABLY THE LOWEST ERA IN THE LEAGUE!! It's kind of weird because last year Cliff was struggling, and I mean REALLY STRUGGLING and C.C. and Fausto were awesome!!!! But this year, Cliff Lee is a BEAST and C.C. and Fausto are struggling!!! It's weird!!! I'm going to the Indians game on Sunday against the Yankees. I know, "EWWWW!" I'll be having a sign saying, and this one I've never told the WHOLE world, "YOU CAN'T SPELL OVERPAID WITHOUT A-ROD!!" Well, it's true!! You can't!! Hmmm....I wonder why?

Game 3 - We suck!!

We sucked soooooo MUCH last night!!!! I only watched the first quarter and a little in the 4th!! In the 4th quarter, DeShawn Stevenson looked so STUPID!! He did some "awesome" play and he ran back and waved his hand in his face!! FIRST OF ALL, IT'S LBJ'S THING!!! And then another time, he shot a 3 or something and he walked like he was some big hotshot who just did something SOOOOO SPECTACULAR!! I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S DAMON JONES' THING!!!!! The Wizards are basically a copy cat of the Cavs!!! LBJ only had 22 points, but they doubled teamed him the whole game!! ON THE PLUS SIDE, I GET TO GO TO GAME 5!!!! i'M GONNA MAKE A SIGN THAT SAYS, "DON'T STAND ON THE TRACKS WHEN THE L-TRAIN IS COMING THROUGH!" Oh yeah, AND every time LBJ had the ball....the stupid crowd booed him!!! WE NEVER BOOED DESHAWN, OR GILBERT, OR ANTWAN, OR CARON!!!!!!! BUT WE SHOULD HAVE!!! THE PEOPLE ARE HATERS!!!

Indians game!! - Another BLOW OUT!!

So, last night I figured since we were playing the actually "good" Royals this year that we would have a tough time in the game. Especially since C.C. is 0-3 with a 13.50 ERA!! I WAS DEAD WRONG!! C.C. was a monster! He struck out the first six Royals batters!!! HE'S A BEAST!! AND SO IS....CASEY BLAKE!!!!! It was already 3-0 us in the whatever inning and the bases were loaded with no outs. Casey Blake steps up to the plate. BOOM!!!! A shot to left....GOING....GOING....GONE!!!! FOR A GRAND SLAM!!!!!! It was then 7-0!! But wait there is more! I don't feel like going through ALL the plays so I'll just tell you the score, how BEASTLY C.C. is, and how BAD the Royals STILL are! The final score.....t(his may come as a shock to you if you thought the Royals were playing good this year)......15-1!!!!!!!!!!! HaHaHa! Now as I was saying, C.C. is a MONSTER!!!! And his ERA got lower!! By like a couple!! And now, I KNEW THE ROYALS WERE BAD!!!! THEY JUST GOT OFF TO A GOOD START!!!!!

Game 2 - BLOW OUT!!

Hey! I know all of you saw Game 2 last night! If you didn't, well then you're the dumbest person in the world! It was a BLOW......OUT!!! Our Cavs won by 30!!! Oh, but I must say something to Brendan Haywood! YOU'RE A BUM HAYWOOD!! He fouled out!! Yeah, I know! HaHaHa!!! See, LBJ was going inside and went for the lay-up, BUT Brendan pushed LBJ in the air! Now, the guy on SportsCenter said the refs shouldn't have called that a flagrant foul because he gave LBJ just a little shove, but since he was in the air....he fell! I was like "YEAH RIGHT!" LBJ got cut (probably when he fell)!! I didn't know he could bleed! I thought only humans could do that! LBJ is a GOD!! Anyway, in like the 2nd quarter, when we were up by like 20....DeShawn did something and he did what LBJ did in Game 1! He waved his hand infront of his place as if he said, "You can't see me!" Just like LBJ did! And the Wizards were down by 20! I was like "Dude, you don't do that!" He is the dumbest guy EVERR! Oh yeah, this is something you should tell ALL your friends, you know when you watch Cavs games on FSN Ohio and the guy says, "The L-Train!" when LBJ goes in for a lay-up!? Well, you'll LOVE this!........DON'T STAND ON THE TRACKS WHEN THE L-TRAIN'S COMIN THROUGH!! WIZARDS STINK! ALL HAIL LBJ!! Our GOD!! Our KING!!

Rise up!...and unite!!

Now, as you all know the Cavs played the weird Washington Wizards on Saturday. You should also know that some DeShawn Stevenson said LBJ, that's right LBJ, was OVERRATED!! When I heard that I was like, "Yeah, like you're any better!!" Did anyone see that "brawl" just before the end of the second quarter?! Some Brendan Haywood tried to set a screen for some dude on LBJ, but the refs' whistles blew and guess what!!! Haywood was LITTERALLY standing on top of LBJ and when he got up, he almost knocked the dude over!! And then EVERYONE became involved!! I could've swarn I saw Z say something to Antawn Jamison! So, did we win?! OF COURSE!!! and LBJ had a sweet alleyoop! Boobie threw the ball up and it wasn't a very good pass, but LBJ caught it WAY behind his head and smashed the circular object into the hoop! LBJ HAD 32 MONSTERLY POINTS!! So, if DeShawn whatever, EVER, EVER says LBJ is overrated EVER again, you know Cleveland's gonna want to kill him!! Because LBJ is our king! We must bow down to our king!! Yeah Kobe, even you!! So DeShawn is probably reading this right now and thinking, "Oh, I am WAY better than LBJ, I just don't have the confidence....OR THE TALENT...to prove it!! BY THE WAY, GILBERT ARENAS IS A BUM!! Just a well known fact the WHOLE world knows! Watch Game 2!! OR ELSE!!

Yesterday's Indians game - We won!!!

Our Indians won 4 - 0 yesterday!!! But, I have something more important.....Thursday's game, I believe. They ALSO won 11 - 1!!! So, the Tigers won 11 - 1 and we won 11 - 1!!It's weird how that works out isn't it?! Anyway, about yesterday's game.....Cliff Lee was a beast!!!!! He had a SHUT...OUT!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! And CaseBlake, my man!....had a homerun in that one inning to make it 4 -0!!! He had 3, GET THAT?! 3 RBIs!!! We have won 2 games in a row, which hasn't been done for a while now!!!

The Game Yesterday! - Indians and Cavs!!

I haven't blogged lately so....SORRY TO ALL MY FANS OUT THERE! Anyway, The Cavs and Indians aren't playing good right now! I went to the Indians on Monday against the Red Sox! BOOOOOOOO! Anyway, after that game, when ugly Manny homered in the 9th, I wanted to go to the Cavs game! They won! And it was a BIZARRE ENDING!!!! BUT.........yesterday, I went to the Cavs game against the Pistons!! EEEWWW!!! LBJ sat out, that's probably why we lost, 84-74, I wished I was at the Indians game, UNTIL I got in the car, turned on the radio and found out that we were losing 11-1 in the 7th inning!!!! My man, MY CY YOUNG AWARD WINNER, gave up 9 runs!!! His ERA is like 13.50 or something! Oh and by the way, JO BO STINKS!!! And we don't have ANY pitching on the team!!! BUT it was Fan Appreciationg Night at the Q! Oh and my homedog!!!!!.....JOSH CRIBBS WAS THERE!!!!! Then he left.

Indians suck! - Cavs win!

We won the game the day before yesterday, but yesterday....we lost miserably! It started at 3:30 and I thought....We are gonna kick....SOME....BUTT!! I was dead wrong!!!! We sucked!! I believe all 9 runs the Angels scored were homeruns!! BUT.....it wasn't all miserable yesterday....THE CAVS FINALLY WON!!! I didn't realize that LBJ was having back problems, but he didn't look like he did last night! Well, maybe a little....BUT WHEN YOU SCORE 33 POINTS WITH BACK PROBLEMS YOU GO AND TALK TO LBJ ABOUT IT!!

Last night's game against the Angels! - JO BO!!!

I didn't stay up to watch the Indians' game last night, but I heard about it. We were losing 1 - 0 or whatever, and then we got the lead, it was now 4 - 1! Just when you think all is well, it explodes in your face!!!!! JO BO GAVE UP A GRAND SLAM IN THE 9TH!!!!!!!! I was like......NOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!! He's gotten a lot of criticism and now...I SEE WHY!!!!!! Sigh. Hopefully, we do better next time!! NO, my bad.....WE BETTER DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!!! That goes for you JO BO! By the way, I saw that VICTOR IS BACK!!!! And we still lost! GO INDIANS!!!

Cavaliers - What can I say!!!???

Our Cavs have NOT been playing their best basketball! They have got like a 3 or 4 game losing streak!!! I say put in the new guy! (even though I don't even know his name) I do know something about him though....He's an author! He's written 3 books! Oh, and you want to know something else? Do ya, do ya, do ya?! I'm gonna tell you anyway.....he lost 75% of his hearing!!!!!! I know......NO WAY! But I heard the guys on FSN Ohio say it so HA! I'M RIGHT!!!!

Indians - Finally win!

Hey! Our Indians finally won a game after going 0 - 3 in the last 3 games! We beat Oakland something to something else, but we were MONSTERLY! And Jo Bo (Joe Borowski) was SWEET! and why not?! PARTY! Now we're 3 -3 but, that's not as bad as the Tigers! Have you heard that they HAVEN't even won a game yet?! That's right they are 0 - 6! And guess what, THEY LOST THEIR SERIES AGAINST THE ROYALS! HaHaHa!!! I wish there was a Tigers fan somewhere and not on the other side of the world so I could mock them and say, "The Tigers are going 0 - 162 this year!!!" HaHaHa! Our awesome Indians okay the Tigers soon. I BET we beat them so badly, they're going to want to forfeit the next series against us! HaHaHa!!!

Cleveland Rocks! - Indians and Cavaliers

So, yesterday the Tribe and the Cavs played! Our awesome Tribe played the weird White Sox and our sweet Cavs played the bad Bobcats! So, did we both win?! OF COURSE! LBJ had 30 some points, but he fouled out in the fourth quarter with a couple minutes left! Can you believe we still won 118 - 114?! I can't!!! And the Tribe won 7 -2!! Fausto pitched so, OF COURSE WE WON!! THE GUY IS A MONSTER! Almost like LBJ and C.C., but not quite yet! Ah, who am I kidding, HE'S A MONSTER JUST LIKE LBJ AND C.C.!!!!!!!!!! I know the Tribe lost today, 2 -1! There goes our perfect record! WATCH THE CAVS!!!

Season Home Opener for our Tribe - BEASTLY!

I hoped you watch the home opener today at 3:05. If you didn't because of work, or you don't have a T.V., then HOW DARE YOU!! Call off sick to get ready for the game or go to Sears where they have T.V.'s if you don't have a T.V.!!! I don't care what you did as long as you saw the game! If you DID see the game, then you should know that Franky (Franklin Gutierrez) was a BEAST!!! And so was Casey, Grady, and the rest of the team!!!!! Casey got a bases clearing double, Grady had a homerunm and the rest of the team had a bunch of hits!!! And now, I must say that I am also mad. Today on this, beautiful warm day, something tragic has happened to one of the players......VICTOR PULLED A HAMMY!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully, he won't be out for long! He is a BIG contribution to our offense AND our defense!!!

Last night's game! - The 76ers got close, but NOT close enough!

Okay, I went to the Cavs game yesterday!! They played the lame Philadelphia 76ers! So, did we win?! Of course! but it was really close! We were losing mostly in the 1st and 2nd quarter and some of the 3rd! We were down 5 in the half. LBJ only had like 7 or something points like that! But at the end of the game, LBJ had 26 POINTS!! He only had 13 the ENTIRE game versus the ugly Pistons! I know, What happened?! Though we won, LBJ looked bored and he was worn out, but it didn't show when he dunked the ball 3 TIMES!!! GO CAVS!!!

The Poll of the Week - Not good enough!!

I know I should've already said something about the poll, but not yet! NO ONE is voting!!!! I'm eager to see the results like the other polls where A LOT of people voted! If YOU want me to TALK about the results, then you better get EVERYONE you know!! Oh, and don't forget to vote for LBJ because he's the only guy on the list of "so-called" MVP's that deserves it!!!! Vote for LBJ because HE IS #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LBJ - As Beastly as Everrr!!!!

So, Wednesday night was ALMOST a legendary night! And I mean legendary! We played BAD Pistons! LBJ had 30 BEASTLY points in our Cavs' game over Detroit....(yeah I know....WE KILLED THEM!!) The final BEASTLY score was 89 - 73! TAKE THAT "THE 2ND BEST TEAM IN THE EAST! (NOT!!!) LBJ was 5 points away from passing Brad Daugherty on OUR Cavs scoring leader, EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know what I'm watching tonight!? THE GAME AGAINST THE (UGLY) RAPTORS!!!!!! Why? BECUASE I'M GOING TO WTCH LBJ SCORE THAT 5 POINTS, IN 3 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because he.......is.......a.....BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!

Our Cavs - They have good days!!.....and bad days

So, last night we played the the yucky Orlando Magic...(yucky!) We didn't do so hot, but let's forget about that and move on to one of their better games....Sunday! LBJ was beastly, naturally, and we beat the bad Bobcats. Don't ask how many points LBJ had, but I guaruntee you in both games he scored more than 30 points. Looks like LBJ has to score more than 40 points to win games. We got Sasha and Z back, but they weren't doing too good last night! LBJ is STILL MVP though, even if his team can't win two games in a row.

LBJ - Beastly, but the rest of the team can't do anything!

So, last night I went to the MAC Tournament, but that's not important. If you want to know who won, then go on another blog. I'm here to talk about the game last night against the Nets. In case you weren't watching, for some lame reason, LBJ was beastly! Now, I didn't actually see the game, BUT I heard about it on the radio. LBJ HAD 42 BEASTLY POINTS!!!!.......AND WE STILL LOST! That's right....the beastliest "team" in the whole world LOST! Now by team, I meant LBJ! Because no one else did anything!!!!!!! I think it was a close game, but I don't think our big guys, (Z, if he played, Wally, Ben....blah, blah, blah) DID ANYTHING TO HELP LBJ!!!!What else do we have to do to get guys who can help LBJ out!? I MIGHT AS WELL BE ON THE TEAM!!!! But LBJ is STILL #1!!!! Am I right?! OF COURSE I'M RIGHT IT'S LBJ!!!!!!! Take that Kobe Bryant. (I get sick just saying his name, not to mention actually looking at him!)

Last night's game - LBJ rules!!!!

I don't want to brag to Kobe Bryant fans but.......I will anyway!!! Last night's game was bad in the first half, but beastly in the second half!!! WE WERE DOWN BY LIKE 13 GOING INTO THE SECOND QUARTER!! LBJ's shot wasn't too good. He had like 9 points in the first half!! We were only down by two or three at half time! Do you want to know how LBJ did in the second half? Well, you should know he was beastly!!!!! At the end of the game, he had a BEASTLY triple - double!!!!!!!!!! 24 points, 11 assists, and 10 BEASTLY rebounds!!!! LBJ.......IS........THE.......MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LBJ - Does C.C. Sabathia think he's MVP?

So I heard that C.C. Sabathia, our beloved Cy Young Winner last year, doesn't think LBJ should be MVP! But guess who he thinks deserves it! KOBE BRYANT!!! I know....EW!!! When I heard that I wanted to explode! I'm guessing C.C. said that because last year LBJ wore a Yankees hat to one of the games our awesome Indians played the yucky Yankees to play Boston in the next round. I would know, I was there! But wait....TERE'S MORE!! The game.....was in Cleveland!!!! I was devastated!! I wanted to over to him and rip his hat off and BURN it!!!! We still beat the Yankees, but then we lost to Boston in the next round....but I don't like to think about that too much! WE WILL GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!!! As long as LBJ doesn't wear a yucky Yankees hat anymore.....or I'll burn it!!!!!!! HA HA HAA!!

The Game Yesterday - Awesome! (And snowy)

So, I wanted to watch the Cavs game yestereday, but I was too busy SHOVELING MY DRIVEWAY!!! We got so much snow yesterday! I had to shovel the driveway instead of watching the first quarter of the game! When I turned it on it was the second quarter with 9:20 or something left and I didn't know how our Cavs were doing. When the dudes talked about how we were passing the ball around and LBJ was still beastly I felt better! By the way.....DID YOU SEE WHAT LBJ DID JUST BEFORE THE END OF THE SECOND QUARTER?! It was awesome! I shouldn't have to tell you because you should've been watching it!

LBJ!! - Beastly Wednesday night!!!!.......bad last night!

Okay here's the story.....Wednesday night should have been easy considering we were playing the Knicks! LBJ had 26 points or something like that....but wait there's more! THAT WAS IN THE FIRST HALF!!! Do you want to know what he had after we wiped the floor with the Knicks? Do you? Okay if you insist......50 BEASTLY MONSTERLY POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But last night wasn't as good against the stinky Bulls again. LBJ was HOT in the firt half, but in the second half he cooled down! I'm serious and when LBJ cools down, we all cool down! I'm not going to tell you how many points he had or how many points we lost by because.......I DIDN'T WATCH IT AFTER WE WERE DOWN BY LIKE 14!!

The Poll this Week - Interesting

Well, as you know our beloved Cavs were involved in a big trade (Well, you better know). Anyway, I asked who you thought would be the beastliest and here are the results!.....
5 out of 13 believe Ben Wallace
4 out of 13 believe Wally Szerbiak
2 out of 13 believe Joe Smith
1 out of 13 believe Delonte West
And 1 person thinks they all stink! I bet you changed your mind now!

LBJ - MVP?......DUH!!!!

I know I've already asked something like this but I'll do it anyway. There's been a lot of talk about this years MVP. Some people think Kobe Bryant, or Kevin Garnett, or Chris Paul. You know what I say to that?! Well there's nothing to say. We all know LBJ is MVP. Why, you may ask? What do you mean WHY?!?! HE'S THE BEASTLIEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE ON THE THIS PLANET WE CALL EARTH!!!!! HE'S THE LEADING SCORER IN THE NBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT HIM, we would be dead!!!!!!!! If you think Kobe or KG or Chris should be MVP then.......GET OFF MY BLOG!!!!

Cavs win against the Bulls - HAHA Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes and Shannon Brown!

Once again LBJ has proven himself. He had 24 points or something like that in the first half! In the second half, 13 points! He went out of the game for like 2 minutes in the 4th quarter. We were down by 8! Then, LBJ came back out and we were suddenly up by 5! Not to mention the MONSTER dunk LBJ had to posterize some dude that I don't know! He's just TOOOOO BEASTLY!

LBJ - STILL A MONSTER!!!!

So, last night our awesome Cavs played the icky Timberwolves. LBJ was beastly (As usual)!!! Guess how many points he had! Go on guess! You don't know? Then you are dumb! LBJ had 30 points, 13 assists, and 7 rebounds (As usual)!!!!!!!!! But you wanna know the even better part? You don't? Then you are dumber! He had 6 DUNKS!!!! They were all beastly (As usual)!!!!!!!!!

LBJ - 10,000 CAREER POINTS!!!!

Okay here's the story. I know the Cavs lost to the STUPID CELTICS but anyway...last night the most AMAZING THING HAPPENED. Before the game LBJ was 19 points away from 10,000 career points. Did he reach it? OF COURSE HE DID DUMMY!! HE'S LBJ!!!! He became the youngest player to reach 10,000 points at 23 years old and 59 days!! I told you he was a BEASTLY MONSTER!!!!!!!! Take that Kobe Bryant, Allen Iverson, Carmelo Anthony,blah blah blah and some other dudes who I really don't care about.

The Poll of the Week - Thanks for voting!

Guess what! For the poll of the week I got interesting numbers!
12 people believe Niether Roger Clemens nor Brian McNamee are tellin the truth
7 people believe Brian McNamee is tellin the truth
and get this.....1 PERSON BELIEVES ROGER CLEMENS! (Thank you Mr. Clemens for your vote)

The New Trade - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I HATE THE NEW TRADE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE BEN WALLACE, but appearently LBJ needs help with defense if we want to make it to the Finals. We also got Delonte West (From the Sonics), Wally Something (From I don't know where), Joe Smith (From someplace), and some other dude that I forget, or maybe not. I don't want to see Ben Wallace in a Cavs jersey. I only want one big bushy haired dude on the team! Andy's hair is SOOOOO sweeter than Ben Wallace's!!!!

Tonight's Game - BEASTLY!

I only got to see the end of the 3rd and the 4th quarter of the Cavs game. When I turned it on it was 77 - 71 I was like "Ah man!" Then in the 4th quarter we beasted on the Pacers. The Pacers suck this year, so it was really no problem. LBJ had 30 points! He had 19 at the end of the 3rd quarter! HE'S THE BEASTLIEST MONSTER EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

LeBron James - NBA All-Star MVP!!!!!!

I saw LBJ last night! What can I say about him? HE WASN'T A BEAST, HE WASN'T A MONSTER.....HE WAS A BEASTLY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Words really cannot describe how beastly he was last night! I bet Boston fans thought Ray Allen should be MVP. I feel so bad for him........NOT!!! I couldn't care less about Ray Allen.

Dwight Howard - Slam Dunk Champ

I saw the slam dunk contest last night. Normally I would only root for LBJ, but Dwight Howard was beastly last night and LBJ wasn't in it. You'll never hear me say that anyone beside LBJ was beastly, believe me. I thought the Super Man was SWEET, except that you can't really call it a dunk because he just threw it in the hoop!

Daniel Gibson - AWESOME!

Did you see Boobie last night for the Rookie Challenge?! He was beastly! 33 POINTS, 11 THREES! BEASTLY!!!!!

Kobe Bryant - His finger must hurt!

I found out last night that Kobe Bryant had a torn ligament in his finger. I was devastated....NOT! He said he wanted to wait to get the surgery after the Olympics! I would get it over with if I were him, but hey, I don't want to be a bum.

LeBron James - MVP or not?

I think LBJ should be MVP because he's the beastliest player in the NBA. I've heard Kevin Garnett and Steve Nash could be MVP. I was like why? LBJ is the top scorer in the NBA, not to mention he's in every game almost the whole entire time! Anyone who thinks he doesn't deserve to be MVP can go jump off a building because without him, we would probably have the worst record in the NBA! I'm only watching the NBA All-Star Game because of him, otherwise I wouldn't even bother.

Roger Clemens - Bad, bad boy!

Roger Clemens on capitol hill! And I thought him pitching still was bad enough! I don't know why anyone would believe him. You can just tell he's lying! If he wasn't, why would Brian McNamee lie like that? I believe McNamee. I never liked Roger Clemens and never trusted him. No one does. He's a bum.