Indians win! - FINALLY!!

WOOO! We FINALLY won!! 8 -2!!!! WOOOO!!!!! We are beastly! I don't know how we ever lost to the White Sox!!!! They played terrible!!!! How many errors?! Like 5?! HaHaHa! Guti hit a grande slameroony in the first inning!!! Oh yeah! Guess what! Travis Hafner misssed his second straight game because of a sore shoulder! Maybe THAT'S why he's been hitting so BADLY!!! Nah. Anyway! I'm just so happy we FINALLY WON!! And then....the game today..the game that started at 12.....we lost. Yeah....I know....how can they lose to this team!??!!?!?!?!?! I saw we had a 2 - 0 lead in the 2nd inning! WHO PITCHED TODAY!!??!!??!? Whatever...maybe it's time they have a practice JUST for hitting! Just maybe! Which brings me to my poll question....Will the Indians be able to make a comeback from their drought?!

This last couple of days poll! - ?

Well....like I told ALL my fans before! I was watching, Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader? and I thought one of the questions would be good for you all! But only one person decided to actually DO the poll! The question was.....True or False....The Sun is the only star in our solar system. ONE person said False! And that was it! Are you ready to find out the answer?! I said....ARE YOU READY?! Okay....the answer is.....TRUE! No, I'm not lying! The stars that you see in the night sky are stars from OTHER solar systems! See why I wanted to put that question on my blog?! HaHaHa!!! I'm running out of ideas for polls!

Indians - What are they doing?!

Okay....seriously! What is up with the Indians right now!??!!?!?! They are playing TERRIBLE baseball!!! We're supposed to be playing BEASTLY baseball!!! GRRR!!! I guess they have to get out of their slump some time!!!! Or we could be like the Devil Rays last year and they could end up like us! I know they won't go ALL the way because they aren't good enough!! We have to get passed the Cavs! They're, unfortunately, over! BUT we have to get on with our lives! Now, we have move on with the Indians! Except they SUCK this year! Whgat if it's up to the Browns?! Hey....they could make it into the playoffs this time! You never know! i didn't expect the Devil Rays to be playing so good...but they are! So, maybe if the Indians can't do anything....well, maybe, just maybe, the Browns will! Also, people have been questioning Wedgie. I know he hired the hitting coach, Derek Shelton....but the guy isn't doing his job!!!! The Indians' bats are so cold! I can feel it in my own living room while watching the game!!!

Game 7 - I have nothing to say.

I have aboslutely nothing to say about Game 7. If I, the person who NEVER shuts up, has nothing to say....that's saying something! LBJ was a monster. We just didn't win. But!!!!.....I HAVE LOST SO MUCH RESPECT WHEN I HEAR ABOUT THE CELTICS! First of all.....IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 2ND HALF....LBJ GOT THE BALL AND WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT A 3 WHEN, I'M SURE EVERYONE IN CLEVELAND!,I SAW EDDIE HOUSE (some loser who thinks he's good) COME BEHIND LBJ, CLAP RIGHT IN HIS EAR AND, SCREAM! Guess what! LBJ missed it. I HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE CELTICS (surprisingly) AND WHEN THE STUPID GUY DID THAT, I JUST LOST ALL THE RESPECT I WOULD EVER, EVER DARE TO!!! I just can't explain how mad I am!! I lost all the respect in the world! So, you know what I say to him, the Celtics, and everyone in Boston......Buck Foston!!

Cavs force Game 7!! - WOOOO!!

I am SOOOO happy right now!!! Look, I know we lost Game 5 in Boston, but Game 6......WAS AWESOME!!! LBJ had 32 points!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, it's time to FINALLY win a playoff game in Boston!!! This is what it all comes down to!!!!! This is for ALL the marbles!!!! WOOOOO! I'm going to watch LBJ take over in Game 7 at BW3!!! I could've gone down to the Q and watched the game on the giant screen, but at BW3.....THERE'S TRIVIA!!!!!!! I could play trivia between timeouts because you know how long those are!!!!!! AND during half time!!! AND because the slight chance that they could lose!! I have SOOO much faith in them!!!!

Doubleheader - Cliff Lee STILL rocks!

So, as you all SHOULD know....the Indians had a doubleheader since the game yesterday got rained out! Hopefully, you watched both games! Fausto pitched the first game. HE WAS A BEAST!!!! HE HAD A COMPLETE GAME AND A SHUTOUT!!!!!! And we won 3 - 0!! The Indians' bats are startin to get hot!!!! Unfortunately, they must have been tired because in the 2nd game, WE got shutout! CLIFF LEE WAS PITCHING! We lost 3 - 0, but luckily....it was a no decision! It was scoreless through 9 innings...then in the 10th...Rafael Betancourt pitched and gave up 3 runs!!! I must say....IT'S A WASTE OF AWESOME PITCHING!! Because if we scored even 1 RUN!.....we wouldn't have given up the 3 runs in the 9th because the game would have been over!!!! GRRRRR!!!! Cliff Lee is STILL A BEAST!! His ERA is 0.61!!! or somethin like that!!!!!!

Game 4 - Series tied!!!

GAME 4 WAS BEEEEEEAAAAASTLLLLLYYYY!!! LBJ was still having trouble finding his shot, but we were doin pretty awesome!! Then, in the first quarter.....LBJ was fouled HARD by Paul Pierce and the stupid Celtic held onto LBJ as they were goin into the crowd! It looked like they were dancing or LBJ was trying to run away from Paul because he was huggin him!!!! And then I see this woman kind of get in the action and in turns out.....IT WAS LBJ'S MOTHER!!! I was like, WWWWWOOOOO!!!! And then, LBJ kinda yelled to his mother, "Sit your butt down!!" Only it wasn't really butt! I thought he just said, "Sit down!" And then.....in the 4th quarter LBJ went past like 3 or 4 guys and DUNKED THE BALL WITH HIS RIGHT HAND!!! I exploded!!! TAKE THAT HATERS!!!! We have a GREAT chance of winning the series now!! We just needed a little push!! GO CAVS!!!!

Cleveland comes to life! - LITERALLY!

I am TRULY sorry to all my fans that I haven't gotten a chance to blog much! But anyway, first I shall talk about Saturday's Indians and Cavs game! AARON LAFFEY IS A BEAST!! And I guess you have to give credit to the Indians' offense. The only scored 12 RUNS!! HaHa! Just kidding! Anyway, I didn't get a chance to see it...BUT I saw that GRADY SIZEMORE hit a leadoff homerun! Then, in the 6th or 7th inning......HE HIT ANOTHER HOMERUN!! I was like SWEEEEET!!! AARON LAFFEY GAVE UP NO RUNS! I was like SWEEEEETer!!!
Now, I shall talk about the Cavsgame on Saturday! I have two words......SIT DOWN!! Yeah that's right. I'm talking to all those HATERS in Boston!!! THE FINAL SCORE OF THE GAME WAS 108 - 84!! US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i WAS LIKE.....I CANNOT BELIEVE IS MISSED IT! LBJ had 21 points, but still had struggle shooting! Luckily, everyone else didn't! Delonte scored 21, too, and Joe Smith had.........17!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! WE ARE BEASTS!!

Game 2 - ???????

I have NO idea what to say about Game 2 of the Cavaliers game vs. the Yucky Celtics!!! I didn't watch it that much because I got bored with. Instead, I watched "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" And there was this one question that I THOUGHT I got right, BUT....it turns out I was wrong! (Once in a lifetime) Anyway....so yeah since I didn't watch the game, there isn't a lot to talk about! But I will have a poll that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with sports, but oh well!! It's an "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" question! Vote on my poll, you WON"T believe it!!

Game 1! - It's okay LBJ!!

I missed almost the WOHLE first half of GAME 1 against the Disgusting Celtics! When I turned on the game, we were only down by 6! and at half time we were only down by 4! I was like, Okay we are doing pretty good, we are staying in it! Then, I realized how many points LBJ had, 10 points!! I was like, How are we even in this?! The second half was worse! We were on a roll! Then, we just kinda stopped rolling! But, for some weird reason, at the end of the game when....when we lost....I was actually REALLY calm! I think it might've been the vitamin I had, or that I KNOW FOR A FACT that next game, LBJ will do better. He wasn't making his shots and I think most of his points were because of free throws!!! I was calm when we lost, I didn't scream....I was amazed! LBJ is still MY MVP! NOT THAT WANNABE, NEVERGONNABEAGAIN, KOBE BRYANT!!! LBJ is AWESOME!!!

Indians vs. Yanks - WE FINALLY WON!!!

Today, on this gloomy day, I shall be talking about the Indians game last night. WE WON!!! 5 - 3!!! IT'S BEEN, WHAT? LIKE 2 WEEKS SINCE WE ACTUALLY WON A GAME!!! My man, right now, is DAVID DELUCCI!! So, it was the top of the 8th and Grady is up....Joba, "Bug Boy" walked him, then Jhonny Peralta. CAN YOU BELIEVE JHONNY IS HITTING 2ND NOW?! WASN'T HE LIKE 6TH 3 WEEKS AGO?! Anyway, some guy who I can't remember right this very second, made an out, then it was David's turn. He walked up to the plate, the first pitch "Bug Boy" threw would be his ONLY pitch to David!! A THREE RUN BLAST TO RIGHT FIELD!! AND WE WON!!! I was amazed!! Just because we haven't won in soooooo long!!!

Indians - 0 and whatever!

So, for the last couple of games, our awesome Indians' bats have gone VERY cold! I mean VERY cold! We can't get ANY hits, our pitching has been GREAT, but we just can't seem to get any runs!!! But I must say It's really sad to see how much they're struggling!! I mean....it's just sad that all of this SWEET pitching is wasted because we can't even get ONE run!! Like yesterday! Aaron Laffey! By the way, the last game he pitched, he was doing GREAT through 5 or 6 innings and then he kind of just feel apart. We lost. Now, yesterday's game, he was doing AWESOME through 6 or 7 innings, but then he fell apart, AGAIN! But we didn't get ONE run in yesterday's game!! We ended up losing 2 - 0 and people are blaming Eric Wedge, who I shall now call "Wedgie", because he hired the hitting coach, I don't even know his name, and the guy isn't doing his job! HE'S THE HITTING COACH! SO THIS IS TO THE HITTING COACH, HERE'S AN IDEA......HELP THE INDIANS HITTERS!!

Guess who's MVP! - NOT LBJ!!

I was soooooooo mad when I heard LBJ WASN"T MVP!!! PLEASE.......PLEASE TELL ME WHY LBJ ISN'T MVP!!!!!!! OH, BUT THIS IS GOOD....THE REAL MVP IS KOBE BRYANT!! I WAS LIKE, "WHY IN THE UNIVERSE IS HE MVP?!" JUST BECUASE HIS TEAM IS NUMBER 1 RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN HE IS THE BEST!!! REMEMBER WHEN LBJ WAS OUT FOR FIVE GAMES BECAUSE HE WAS HURT? THE CAVS WERE 0-5!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU HATERS WILL SAY, "WELL, THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S MVP! THAT JUST MEANS THAT HIS TEAM ISN'T GOOD!" BUT HE HAS DONE EVERYTHING, AND I'M TALKING EVERYTHING, FOR THIS FRANCHISE SINCE THE FIRST GAME HE PLAYED! SO, TO ALL THE HATERS OF LBJ AND MAYBE ME.......I MUST SAY THAT IN 4 YEARS, KOBE BRYANT IS GOING TO BE IN SOME SCANDAL AND HE WILL STILL BE MVP BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE HATERS AND THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT'S GOOD!! HATERS!!!!

Game 6 - Goodbye Wizards, Hello Celtics!

Hello to all my WONDERFUL fans! There's a lot to talk about today! LIKE THE FACT THAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE CELTICS IN THE NEXT ROUND!! LBJ WAS A MONSTER IN GAME 6 AGAINST THE WIZARDS! LBJ had 27 points, 13 rebounds, AND 13 assists!! Now THAT is what I call BEASTLY! He's AWESOME!!! The game was SWEET!! We blew out the Wizards!! Did anyone here about the Papa's John's owner who had T-Shirts that said LBJ was a CRYBABY!! Okay, let's see you get knocked down every game and practically killed and see how you feel when you're waking up in the morning!!! HATER!! Just like Cleveland's FAVORITE guy to hate, DeShawn Stevenson after saying LBJ is overrated!! Even Kobe Bryant has more respect for LBJ than the "HATER" does!!! I guess it's just when your team stinks and you'll never even DREAM of being HALF as bad as LBJ!!! GO CAVS!!! LBJ....IS....A..........BEAST!!!!

Game 5 - I'M MAD!!!

I know our Indians FINALLY won, but I wasn't watching it because I was at the STUPID Cavs game!!! GRRRRR!!! We ALMOST won! But I'll talk about that later. For now, I would like to turn my conversation over to an ugly bum who plays for the Wizards....DeShawn Stevenson!!! I just wanted to strangle someone everytime I saw him!! He does the thing where he waves his hand in front of his face and I just lose control!!! I mean come on!! THAT'S LBJ'S THING!! NOT YOURS YOU LITTLE WANNABE BUM!!! He's a HATER, too!!!! Anyway, everytime DeShawn, who we will now call "UGLY, WANNABE BUM", or just "THE HATER", got the ball, the WHOLE crowd booed! It was awesome! Then, when he was shooting free throws the crowd would start chanting things that I'm not allowed to say right now! I laughed becuase it was just SOOOO funny!!!! Yeah, and then comes the depressing part....Caron Butler, who I pronounce as "Karen," scored the "GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL WITH 3.9 SECONDS TO GO", but I just call it the "LUCKY SHOT THAT BOUNCED IN THE HOOP AFTER THE HATER'S FRIEND CLOSED HIS EYES AND TRIED TO LOOK COOL!" And then, with .2 seconds or whatever left, LBJ got fouled, but the refs didn't call it and we lost!!!! Well, the series lives on! I actually wanted us to lose, because they would be off for a week and I don't know what I'd do for a week!!! LBJ RULES!! DESHAWN IS A HATER, WANNABE, COULDABEEN, NOTGONNABE!!! Oh yeah, Indians won 8 -3! That much I know, but if you want to know more, log on to somebody else's blog because I went to the STUPID Cavs game!! At least I got to boo the Hater!