Cavaliers lead the series 3 -1!! - LBJ IS A BEAST!!

Okay, so yesterday's game got even more violent!! I'm not sure what quarter this was in, but, LBJ was driving and DeShawn Stevenson (who else?) hit LBJ on the noggin and made his headband slip off!! I didn't actually see it though because I was at the Indians game yesterday (that was a BUST.)!!!! There's just something about DeShawn Stevenson that I hate. Could it be the fact that he's a HATER of LBJ and he's jealous or that he practically KILLED LBJ like 3 times in this series? I think it's both!! I'm just hoping nothing bad happens to ANY of the CAVS or I am gonna go up to DeShawn Stevenson and PUNCH HIM IN THE GUT!!! I don't care if it was his fault or not! I just hate the guy!!! I'M GOING TO GAME ON WEDNESDAY!!! I HOPE WE WIN!! IF WE DO........I'M GONNA SCREAM ALL NIGHT LONG!!! You'll probably be able to hear me!! Even if you're in Japan!!! Watch the game on Wednesday, or else! Because I'll know!!!

Indians lead the series 2 -1! - YANKS STINK!!

So, I'm not going to talk about the first two games since it was a long time ago!! HOWEVER, I will talk about the game yesterday, which I was at! We....were.....TERRIBLE!!! C.C. was a beast, but that's about it! The only run that was scored in the WHOLE entire game was a homerun by, MELKY CABRERA!!! I know!!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!! I think Grady might be hurt because he didn't play! David Delucci led off andboy was he fascinating! NOT!!! Anyway, I believe Fausto is pitching tonight, so watch the game at 7:05!!! WE BETTER WIN!!!

Indians doubleheader - We win!!!.....BOTH!!

So, on Wednesday I think, the Indians game against the Royals was postponed due to rain. Which means yesterday was a doubleheader!!! Now, Fausto pitched the first game, but I'm sorry to say that I wasn't really watching it. I was actually watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Good movie. Anyway, I know we won 9 -6, but I can't really talk about it because I didn't watch it! So, I guess I'll move on to the 2nd game. Cliff Lee has been a BEASTLY MONSTER this year!!! He pitched a shutout last night!!! His record is 4 - 0 and his ERA is......get this......0.28!!! THAT IS SO AMAZING!!! THAT'S PROBABLY THE LOWEST ERA IN THE LEAGUE!! It's kind of weird because last year Cliff was struggling, and I mean REALLY STRUGGLING and C.C. and Fausto were awesome!!!! But this year, Cliff Lee is a BEAST and C.C. and Fausto are struggling!!! It's weird!!! I'm going to the Indians game on Sunday against the Yankees. I know, "EWWWW!" I'll be having a sign saying, and this one I've never told the WHOLE world, "YOU CAN'T SPELL OVERPAID WITHOUT A-ROD!!" Well, it's true!! You can't!! Hmmm....I wonder why?

Game 3 - We suck!!

We sucked soooooo MUCH last night!!!! I only watched the first quarter and a little in the 4th!! In the 4th quarter, DeShawn Stevenson looked so STUPID!! He did some "awesome" play and he ran back and waved his hand in his face!! FIRST OF ALL, IT'S LBJ'S THING!!! And then another time, he shot a 3 or something and he walked like he was some big hotshot who just did something SOOOOO SPECTACULAR!! I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S DAMON JONES' THING!!!!! The Wizards are basically a copy cat of the Cavs!!! LBJ only had 22 points, but they doubled teamed him the whole game!! ON THE PLUS SIDE, I GET TO GO TO GAME 5!!!! i'M GONNA MAKE A SIGN THAT SAYS, "DON'T STAND ON THE TRACKS WHEN THE L-TRAIN IS COMING THROUGH!" Oh yeah, AND every time LBJ had the ball....the stupid crowd booed him!!! WE NEVER BOOED DESHAWN, OR GILBERT, OR ANTWAN, OR CARON!!!!!!! BUT WE SHOULD HAVE!!! THE PEOPLE ARE HATERS!!!

Indians game!! - Another BLOW OUT!!

So, last night I figured since we were playing the actually "good" Royals this year that we would have a tough time in the game. Especially since C.C. is 0-3 with a 13.50 ERA!! I WAS DEAD WRONG!! C.C. was a monster! He struck out the first six Royals batters!!! HE'S A BEAST!! AND SO IS....CASEY BLAKE!!!!! It was already 3-0 us in the whatever inning and the bases were loaded with no outs. Casey Blake steps up to the plate. BOOM!!!! A shot to left....GOING....GOING....GONE!!!! FOR A GRAND SLAM!!!!!! It was then 7-0!! But wait there is more! I don't feel like going through ALL the plays so I'll just tell you the score, how BEASTLY C.C. is, and how BAD the Royals STILL are! The final score.....t(his may come as a shock to you if you thought the Royals were playing good this year)......15-1!!!!!!!!!!! HaHaHa! Now as I was saying, C.C. is a MONSTER!!!! And his ERA got lower!! By like a couple!! And now, I KNEW THE ROYALS WERE BAD!!!! THEY JUST GOT OFF TO A GOOD START!!!!!

Game 2 - BLOW OUT!!

Hey! I know all of you saw Game 2 last night! If you didn't, well then you're the dumbest person in the world! It was a BLOW......OUT!!! Our Cavs won by 30!!! Oh, but I must say something to Brendan Haywood! YOU'RE A BUM HAYWOOD!! He fouled out!! Yeah, I know! HaHaHa!!! See, LBJ was going inside and went for the lay-up, BUT Brendan pushed LBJ in the air! Now, the guy on SportsCenter said the refs shouldn't have called that a flagrant foul because he gave LBJ just a little shove, but since he was in the air....he fell! I was like "YEAH RIGHT!" LBJ got cut (probably when he fell)!! I didn't know he could bleed! I thought only humans could do that! LBJ is a GOD!! Anyway, in like the 2nd quarter, when we were up by like 20....DeShawn did something and he did what LBJ did in Game 1! He waved his hand infront of his place as if he said, "You can't see me!" Just like LBJ did! And the Wizards were down by 20! I was like "Dude, you don't do that!" He is the dumbest guy EVERR! Oh yeah, this is something you should tell ALL your friends, you know when you watch Cavs games on FSN Ohio and the guy says, "The L-Train!" when LBJ goes in for a lay-up!? Well, you'll LOVE this!........DON'T STAND ON THE TRACKS WHEN THE L-TRAIN'S COMIN THROUGH!! WIZARDS STINK! ALL HAIL LBJ!! Our GOD!! Our KING!!

Rise up!...and unite!!

Now, as you all know the Cavs played the weird Washington Wizards on Saturday. You should also know that some DeShawn Stevenson said LBJ, that's right LBJ, was OVERRATED!! When I heard that I was like, "Yeah, like you're any better!!" Did anyone see that "brawl" just before the end of the second quarter?! Some Brendan Haywood tried to set a screen for some dude on LBJ, but the refs' whistles blew and guess what!!! Haywood was LITTERALLY standing on top of LBJ and when he got up, he almost knocked the dude over!! And then EVERYONE became involved!! I could've swarn I saw Z say something to Antawn Jamison! So, did we win?! OF COURSE!!! and LBJ had a sweet alleyoop! Boobie threw the ball up and it wasn't a very good pass, but LBJ caught it WAY behind his head and smashed the circular object into the hoop! LBJ HAD 32 MONSTERLY POINTS!! So, if DeShawn whatever, EVER, EVER says LBJ is overrated EVER again, you know Cleveland's gonna want to kill him!! Because LBJ is our king! We must bow down to our king!! Yeah Kobe, even you!! So DeShawn is probably reading this right now and thinking, "Oh, I am WAY better than LBJ, I just don't have the confidence....OR THE TALENT...to prove it!! BY THE WAY, GILBERT ARENAS IS A BUM!! Just a well known fact the WHOLE world knows! Watch Game 2!! OR ELSE!!

Yesterday's Indians game - We won!!!

Our Indians won 4 - 0 yesterday!!! But, I have something more important.....Thursday's game, I believe. They ALSO won 11 - 1!!! So, the Tigers won 11 - 1 and we won 11 - 1!!It's weird how that works out isn't it?! Anyway, about yesterday's game.....Cliff Lee was a beast!!!!! He had a SHUT...OUT!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! And CaseBlake, my man!....had a homerun in that one inning to make it 4 -0!!! He had 3, GET THAT?! 3 RBIs!!! We have won 2 games in a row, which hasn't been done for a while now!!!

The Game Yesterday! - Indians and Cavs!!

I haven't blogged lately so....SORRY TO ALL MY FANS OUT THERE! Anyway, The Cavs and Indians aren't playing good right now! I went to the Indians on Monday against the Red Sox! BOOOOOOOO! Anyway, after that game, when ugly Manny homered in the 9th, I wanted to go to the Cavs game! They won! And it was a BIZARRE ENDING!!!! BUT.........yesterday, I went to the Cavs game against the Pistons!! EEEWWW!!! LBJ sat out, that's probably why we lost, 84-74, I wished I was at the Indians game, UNTIL I got in the car, turned on the radio and found out that we were losing 11-1 in the 7th inning!!!! My man, MY CY YOUNG AWARD WINNER, gave up 9 runs!!! His ERA is like 13.50 or something! Oh and by the way, JO BO STINKS!!! And we don't have ANY pitching on the team!!! BUT it was Fan Appreciationg Night at the Q! Oh and my homedog!!!!!.....JOSH CRIBBS WAS THERE!!!!! Then he left.

Indians suck! - Cavs win!

We won the game the day before yesterday, but yesterday....we lost miserably! It started at 3:30 and I thought....We are gonna kick....SOME....BUTT!! I was dead wrong!!!! We sucked!! I believe all 9 runs the Angels scored were homeruns!! BUT.....it wasn't all miserable yesterday....THE CAVS FINALLY WON!!! I didn't realize that LBJ was having back problems, but he didn't look like he did last night! Well, maybe a little....BUT WHEN YOU SCORE 33 POINTS WITH BACK PROBLEMS YOU GO AND TALK TO LBJ ABOUT IT!!

Last night's game against the Angels! - JO BO!!!

I didn't stay up to watch the Indians' game last night, but I heard about it. We were losing 1 - 0 or whatever, and then we got the lead, it was now 4 - 1! Just when you think all is well, it explodes in your face!!!!! JO BO GAVE UP A GRAND SLAM IN THE 9TH!!!!!!!! I was like......NOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!! He's gotten a lot of criticism and now...I SEE WHY!!!!!! Sigh. Hopefully, we do better next time!! NO, my bad.....WE BETTER DO BETTER NEXT TIME!!!! That goes for you JO BO! By the way, I saw that VICTOR IS BACK!!!! And we still lost! GO INDIANS!!!

Cavaliers - What can I say!!!???

Our Cavs have NOT been playing their best basketball! They have got like a 3 or 4 game losing streak!!! I say put in the new guy! (even though I don't even know his name) I do know something about him though....He's an author! He's written 3 books! Oh, and you want to know something else? Do ya, do ya, do ya?! I'm gonna tell you anyway.....he lost 75% of his hearing!!!!!! I know......NO WAY! But I heard the guys on FSN Ohio say it so HA! I'M RIGHT!!!!

Indians - Finally win!

Hey! Our Indians finally won a game after going 0 - 3 in the last 3 games! We beat Oakland something to something else, but we were MONSTERLY! And Jo Bo (Joe Borowski) was SWEET! and why not?! PARTY! Now we're 3 -3 but, that's not as bad as the Tigers! Have you heard that they HAVEN't even won a game yet?! That's right they are 0 - 6! And guess what, THEY LOST THEIR SERIES AGAINST THE ROYALS! HaHaHa!!! I wish there was a Tigers fan somewhere and not on the other side of the world so I could mock them and say, "The Tigers are going 0 - 162 this year!!!" HaHaHa! Our awesome Indians okay the Tigers soon. I BET we beat them so badly, they're going to want to forfeit the next series against us! HaHaHa!!!

Cleveland Rocks! - Indians and Cavaliers

So, yesterday the Tribe and the Cavs played! Our awesome Tribe played the weird White Sox and our sweet Cavs played the bad Bobcats! So, did we both win?! OF COURSE! LBJ had 30 some points, but he fouled out in the fourth quarter with a couple minutes left! Can you believe we still won 118 - 114?! I can't!!! And the Tribe won 7 -2!! Fausto pitched so, OF COURSE WE WON!! THE GUY IS A MONSTER! Almost like LBJ and C.C., but not quite yet! Ah, who am I kidding, HE'S A MONSTER JUST LIKE LBJ AND C.C.!!!!!!!!!! I know the Tribe lost today, 2 -1! There goes our perfect record! WATCH THE CAVS!!!